Monthly Archives: August 2005

I am drifting floundering in the storm Not going anywhere looking for a safe port Just waiting to come to the shore That “fish in the sea” has been caught   That’s how the saying goes A saying that every … Continue reading →

Get my self a bird And she turns out to be a fucking thief Takes the fucking piss, its absurd Utterly beyond belief!   Ok I am going on a bit But it’s getting right on my tits Got the … Continue reading →

Went out Sunday night, wasn’t supposed to be late! Went out with my mates But what I saw left me more than irate That’s not happening again and no mistake   It was supposed to be early, I should never … Continue reading →

I went to the old bill I am moving in for the kill Took me into the vulnerable suite Didn’t even offer me a coffee or Tea   An hour and a half of my time I am officially a … Continue reading →

Nothing’s changedThings still strainedHad a little blipThen bang back in the ditch  The only friend I toldSaid “they broke the mould”How could I have been so civil and nice?When you have robbed me blind  Yet I am still chasingA Brick … Continue reading →

I am just a mortal man. I am doomed to die.I want to go into a different land – thats if I can?Just to get me on a high. A land that I can go on a questTo resuce a pretty … Continue reading →

Some say I got burnt I would prefer warmed This is the lesson to be learnt Can’t say I wasn’t warned   So I got scorched And yet I still hold a bit of a torch Blow by bitter Blow … Continue reading →

She lies, and she stealsShe doesn’t work, so what is the deal?She is pretty but hollowHanging off my arm, now that’s so shallow I could do so much better, I get toldWell tell me something I don’t knowBut what I … Continue reading →

By DorkyD I want you to stroke meI want you to poke meI want to lick your faceAnd your downstairs place I want you to walk meAnd throw a ball for meI want you to brush my hairBut I am … Continue reading →

Been given an ASBO Got blown out going to bingo And by some silly klepto And I so did expect to!   That says it all really Its always bloody nearly I want it so dearly It doesn’t help me … Continue reading →